name that cat! holiday weekend edition

Porkchop Porkchop Malloy.
Taterhead and Poop Dragon.
The Richard J. Daley Memorial Cat.

Just a few of the most excellent creative names from a MetaFilter thread of November 2008 concerning a cat in need of labeling.

Chairman Meow.
Malajust.
Spatula.

You don't believe me? Check out the thread: This Is My Dog, Reginald McPimplewagon.